I ain't going to drink no Veritaserum!

Sweet Lady Marmalade! For the past few weeks I’ve been having a very similar dream. Fellow Freudians, help me out here. So okay, in my dream I’m Harry Potter. OMG! I know right!? It’s so awesome! I mean, come on, ‘it’s Harry freaking Potter!’ (A little AVPS for Potter heads out there). So anyways, in this dream I’m Harry Potter, but usually the same thing is always happening. I’m standing near the Dark Lord, and I have my wand out, and all I need to do is just scream “Advada Kedavra” and kill that S.O.S (Son of a squib. If you don’t know what I’m talking about…I swear, you’re missing out. Harry Potter is just……..amazing!) But anyways, I have a clear shot, but there’s no magic. I try, but nothing. In one of the dreams, Voldemort turned into a giant snake. He looked just like the one Jafar from Aladdin turned into. I think it’s because I was playing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on the Xbox, and you have to fight Nagini (You Know Who’s snake…and no folks, that’s not a euphemism). Well, after I did that, all the Death Eaters discovered me. I had to fight Beatrix LeStrange, except she was too lazy to fight. So instead, I had to fight her by completing various puzzles in the Wii. I swear to god, I was terrified in the dream. I think Ron might have been taken hostage, and with me being Harry Potter, was terrified for my best friend.


Any how, I have no idea what it means. As a Freudian, dream interpretation is my strong point, but when you have to interpret your own, I’m left stumped. It’s so bizarre. Oh well, this is only encouraging me to continue my lucid dream training. Oh yes, such a thing exists. It’s going to be sweet!

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Holy shit, someone asked me to blog, and since it’s late at night so I thought why the eff not?! I’ve also been told to stir up some controversy. Oh! I know, Osama is dead. Any one else think it’s disgusting how people are celebrating his death??? I mean, I’m sure the terrorists did the exact same thing after they carried out their deeds. How are those who celebrate Osama’s death any better or any different than the terrorists who celebrated the deaths of others? And yes, people are gonna be like “But he did this and that to our country blah blah blah” but weather or not you agree with the war on terror, the terrorists will see the troops fighting against terror the exact same way we see the terrorists. A threat to one’s way of life that needs to be, let’s say ‘taken care of’. Gahh…listen to me, I’m sounding like an America. I stress I AM NOT! (And I’m left wondering if this paragraph makes any sense at all)

Okay, something that is completely unrelated, but has been super shitting me up the wall of late! I hate it when I’m sitting on the train, and all I can hear is the music from someone else’s iPod. I mean seriously, does it have to be so loud?! Firstly, it’s super bad for your hearing and secondly, you’re wearing headphones for a reason! So other people can’t hear your music. I mean, they didn’t just call it an ‘iPod’ to be different. It’s not an ‘usPod’, or a ‘wePod’ or a ‘hey my music is awesome and everyone else will want to listen to the music I likePod’ So people, turn that shit down. If I wanted to listen to your music, I would have it on my own music player.